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All Performances are at
The Impossible Playhouse
1201 N. Main St.
Pueblo, CO
(719) 542-6969

"Dead Man's Cell Phone"
by Sarah Ruhl

February 19, 20, 26, 27, March 5, 6, 2010
7:30 PM every night with 2:00 PM matinees on second and third Saturdays



An incessantly ringing cell phone in a quiet cafe. A stranger at the next table who has had enough. And a dead man with a lot of loose ends. So begins a wildly imaginative comedy *some adult content*

The Cast
  • Dwight: Charley McMullen
  • Gordon: Thor Cameron
  • Mrs. Gottlieb: Kay Dee Johnson
  • Carlotta: Christina Haney
  • Hermia: Cherie Giltner
  • Jean: Kelley Adams

The Crew
  • Director: Steve Adams
  • Assistant Director: Brandi Garner
  • Producer: Marvin Hays

"Bottoms Up!"
by Gregg Kreutz

April 16, 17, 23, 24, 30, May 1, 2010
7:30 PM every night with 2:00 PM matinees on second and third Saturdays


Following the confusion that occurs when June, an earnest aerobics instructor, unknowingly acquires a cash filled suitcase of two money launderers from Cleveland. Their attempts to retrieve it provide wild chases, bizarre disguises and aerobics making this a truly riotous frace. * some suggestive content *

The Cast
  • The Porter: to be announced
  • Senora Valdez: to be announced
  • June Sherwood: to be announced
  • Smith: to be announced
  • Tony Scopec: to be announced
  • Victoria: to be announced
  • George Rushmore: to be announced
  • Keith: to be announced
  • Raymond Pumphrey: to be announced

The Crew
  • Director: Bill Wright
  • Assistant Director:
  • Producer:

"100 Lunches"
by Jack Sharkey and Leo W. Sears

June 11, 12, 6, 18, 19, 25, 26, 2010
7:30 PM every night with 2:00 PM matinees on second and third Saturdays


Successful mystery playwright Chuck Reynolds has had his plays lauded by all critics except Charity Starr. When she shows up at his home and has the unmitigated gall to ask his expert help in writing a play of her own, Chuck fiendishly insists that their teacher/pupil sessions be held over lunch with Charity footing the bill at the most expensive restaurants in New York City. Lunatic waiters provide a uniquely hilarious touch to these meetings. Non stop fun, romance, and explosive hilarity make this an ideal show for the entire family.

The Cast
  • Charlton (Chuck) Reynolds:
  • Charity Starr:
  • Glinda Bellows:
  • Terry Reynolds:
  • Yolanda Weitraub:
  • Waiter:

The Crew
  • Director: Marvin Hays
  • Assistant Director:
  • Producer:

"Rumors"
by Neil Simon

August 6, 7, 13, 14, 20, 21, 2010
7:30 PM every night with 2:00 PM matinees on second and third Saturdays


At a large, tastefully appointed Sneden's Landing townhouse, the Deputy Mayor of New York has just shot himself. Though only a flesh wound, four couples are about to experience a severe attack of Farce. Gathering for their tenth wedding anniversary, the host lies bleeding in the other room and his wife is nowhere in sight. His lawyer, Ken and wife Chris must get "the story" straight before the other guests arrive. As the confusions and mis-communications mount, the evening spins off into classic farcical hilarity. * Adult Language *

The Cast
  • Chris Gorman:
  • Ken Gorman:
  • Claire Ganz:
  • Leonard Ganz:
  • Cookie Cusack:
  • Ernie Cusack:
  • Cassie Cooper:
  • Glenn Cooper:
  • Officer Welch:
  • Officer Pudney:

The Crew
  • Director: Cory Moosman
  • Assistant Director:
  • Producer:

"Dracula"
by Steven Dietz

October 8, 9, 15, 16, 22, 23, 2010
7:30 PM every night with 2:00 PM matinees on second and third Saturdays



"I want your fear. For your fear, like a current, rushes through your body. Your fear makes your heart pound, it renders your veins rich and full. Your fear hemorrhages deliciously within you." This new adaptation restores the suspense and seduction of Bram Stoker's classic novel to the stage. As Count Dracula begins to exert his will upon the residents of London, they try to piece together the clues of his appearances—in a valiant attempt to save themselves from a hideous fate. Rich with both humor and horror, this play paints a wickedly theatrical picture of Stoker's famous vampire. * Adult situations & Violence. Not for the faint of heart. *

The Cast
  • Count Dracula:
  • Jonathan Harker:
  • Mina Harker:
  • Abraham Van Helsing:
  • Lucy Westenra:
  • Dr. John Seward:
  • Renfield:
  • Waiters, Vixens, Attendants and Maids:

The Crew
  • Director: Lara Hays
  • Assistant Director: David Conley
  • Producer:


"The Unexpected Guest"
by Agatha Christie

December 3, 4, 10, 11, 17, 18, 2010
7:30 PM every night with 2:00 PM matinees on second and third Saturdays


A thriller as well as a puzzler set in a foggy estate in Wales, this mystery opens as a stranger walks into a house to find a man murdered and his wife standing over him with a gun. But the woman is dazed and her confession unconvincing. So the unexpected guest decides to help her and blame the murder on an intruder. Later, the police discover clues that point to a man who died two years previously and a pandora's box of loves and hates, suspicions and intrigues is opened to the night air.

The Cast
  • Richard Warwick:
  • Laura Warwick:
  • Michael Starkwedder:
  • Miss Bennett:
  • Jan Warwick:
  • Mrs. Warwick:
  • Henry Angell:
  • Sergeant Cadwallader:
  • Inspector Thomas:
  • Julian Farrar:

The Crew
  • Director: Jack Passanante, Jr.
  • Assistant Director: Phoebe Mattoon
  • Producer:


                 


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